from the series 2 broke girls
Hipster or homeless pop quiz, ready?
- Ready.
- Hipsters wear?
Skinny jeans.
- Homeless wear?
- Dirty jeans.
- Hipsters listen to?
- Radiohead.
- Homeless listen to?
- The voices in their head.
- Hipsters have?
- Beard and a blog.
- Homeless have?
- Beard and so much sadness.
I see sadness, there and there.
I'll handle this.
I told you before, I don't
want you kind in here.
Take a trendy hike.
Better step it up.
The apple store closes at ten.
Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
'Cause I could not be in the background
of another Instagram photo.
